A Tale of Two Seasons
Posted August 23, 2016
Well, this was an unusually long time between news reports. I apologize. I was busy getting pleasured by my Ginger harem. I'm sure you all understand how time-consuming that can be. It was mostly wonderful....except when Rob did that thing with the squirrel....that poor, poor squirrel....
We Be Spaceballin
Posted September 29, 2015
So, I've been on assignment in the field and somewhat delinquent in my slo-pitch reporting duties for the fall season. By somewhat, I mean completely. This means I've had to rely on my inside source for information on the team's activities over the last month. My gingery inside source pr...
Spaceballs: The Championship Team
Posted August 17, 2015
The final news report for the summer season is a happy one. Spaceballs not only repeated as champs, but they upgraded to an A side trophy! After a pretty routine round robin (with only one, relatively close loss when the bats went cold) and an easy quarter final victory (in which Donaskroob and Dark...
If the Spaceballs Win and Their Captain Isn't There, Does it Count?
Posted July 30, 2015
After more than a month away on assignment news coverage of the Spaceballs has returned. First there was a stint in Coronach, SK covering nothing, but being covered in dead baby bird residue. That was followed by a much more enjoyable visit to the Pan Am games in Toronto. Your intrepid rep...
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