# | Name | POS | B | T | Hometown |
63 | Dylan "German Thunder" Bramer | Farm Hand,LF | |||
9 | David "Slim Shady" Richards | Communist,1B,3B,Rover | R | L | Afghanistan |
800 | "Shoeless" Andrew Russel | 3B | S | L | Christmas Islands |
12 | LL Cole J Jackson | RF,3B,C | R | R | Compton |
99 | Slick "Nick" Warawa | LF,2B | L | R | Parts Unknown |
30 | Morgan "MudBone" Melchert | OF,2B,SS,Bass Guitar | R | A | Rack City |
33 | Jake "The Big Scary Snake" Szeto | 1B,0F | L | R | Spain |