Stempfle will be the go-to guy on our staff this season. John will start the year with pure dominance!! Throwing 7-9 innings of pure filth, carving up batters up and down the lineup. But sadly the severe elbow issues John will undoubtedly encounter no more than 2 weeks into the season will cause these dynamite numbers to plummet off the face of the earth. We'll be witnessing the beauty of the 4 pitch walk, the beaned batters and my personal favorite, the spike!! Do to John’s horrendous drinking habits and surf board chest, we are not expecting any sort of production from him at the dish this season.