Lance has become minorly obsessed with working out and steriods. You will know when he is up to bat when opposing teams put the Giambi shift on him, having 4 infielders on the right side of the field. Also, if anyone on the field is shirts optional the best guess is that it will be Lance. He is easily our best hitter but his quest for power this season may have significant repricussions on his batting average.
Lance also enjoys settling down with a 26 of rye and drinking it straight from the bottle before 9 o'clock. This is usually followed by some ridiculous feat of strength before he passes out in the middle of the road.