Oct 27/16
5:34 pm





Team Ticker:
  • Welcome to the new home of the Cowichan Valley Venom
  • check out player of the game every weekend
  • the score for tonights game was L 4-1
  • Lucas chowen scored the only goal to end the shutout
  • everybody had a great game
Player of the game:
(Sep 23/05)
Wade Dupont

worked his ass off all game

Saturday Night, a man decides to go watch the Leafs play the Habs at the ACC....

He has pretty bad tickets, and notices an empty seat way down really close to the Ice Surface....

Halfway through the game, the seat is still vacant, so he wanders down to it..... he asks the man sitting next to the empty seat if its taken.... the man replies "Yes, im saving it for my wife....she was supposed to come but she died a few days ago...."

The man knods in acknowledgment, but before he goes he asks "How come you didnt just give the extra ticket to a friend or family member?"

The man replies: "They're all at the funeral"

JOKE2:Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists,breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" hecontinued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays fan."What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.

JOKE3:Q: How do you know when lucas chowen is playing ice hockey?
A: There's a 'face-off' in the corner.

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