NSA Rhode Island Road Trip
During the next few days, we will be counting down the top 10 memories from the Rhode Island trip for the NSA National ....
Number 1 ... *** Myrtle has a MySpace page ... check the links section for the url ***
Number 2 ... If it looks like butter, smells like butter and tastes like butter, it must be DAN BUTTERWORTH Number 3 ... Someone had her cherry busted at Desire ... then got all dizzy in the parking lot and lost out on the Brazilian babe Number 4 ... Butter swears he is good for it ... thats good for $2 million dollars Number 5 ... All I know is Howie had the tiny little Asian girl with the red panties locked up until he knocked his meal all over her and the floor ... way to go THUMBS Number 6 ... Big Bucks Boogie still thinks he is playing HR Derby on the Playstation Number 7 ... Myrtle called and told me she left her teeth under the bed in Room 202 by the air conditioner Number 8 ... A couple of new nicknames came out of the weekend as Triple B (Big Bucks Boogie) and B Squared (Butters Boy) were born while Sanjia was finally put to rest. Number 9 ... One of the best quotes of the weekend, "I only need 5 more minutes and I can close the deal .. She was nibbling on my neck" Number 10 .... Never leave home without 5 spare tires for your RV or a full Nascar pit crew
Honorable Mentions ....
The best dressed jeans player in Jackson softball history actually owns pants and looked good in them
Waverly police are looking for #11 who was seen on camera stealing a tire
Doc has the most game out of all you single guys ... he was pimpin!
Sell one hot dog, eat two hot dogs, sell one coke, drink 2 cokes ... it was no wonder the hot dog truck ran out of food with the trio inside working
The Comfort Inn wants their phone book back
Team meeting at the PlayHouse every Tuesday and Thursday