The Ultimate Pylons are proud to select Orest Konowalchuk as the 2009 Pylons' Hall of Fame Inductee. Having played only one season with the Big Orange Machine, Orest's on ice contribution to the team was limited at best but his departure from the team's post game activities has been sorely missed. Orest had great potential to become one of the greatest spongee players in modern history and it was a tragedy that his career was cut short due to damaged wrists from excessive masterbation. Since leaving the Pylons, Orest has moved out west to Calgary where he has established himself as one of the greatest Canadian Rockers of all time and also become a swimsuit model for Calgary Swimsuit company, Tight Doesn't Make It Better Inc. The Pylons salute Orest on his achievements both with the club and since his retirement.