This week's Tip Of The Week is:

Never put a sock in a toaster.

#6
Think outside the box. Heck, flatten the box and put it in the recycling bin!

Week 5:
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

Week 4:
Join the Auburn Trojans Scholastic Bowl Website! Yes, Riley, this was aimed at you.

Week 3:
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

Week 2:
Clothes don’t make the man, but being naked will get you arrested, so wear something.

Week one:
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.