Here is the page I have created because I felt like it. This is the Page For Quotable Quotes that I have found in the book The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne. I will put up a quote probably bi-weekly, unless I feel otherwise. The quotes will be listed 1 as oldest and so on. Know what, scratch the book thing. Most come from it, but lately the quotes have been coming from multiple sources.

12. "It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." ~ Marilyn Monroe

11. "When someone stares at you, don't be intimidated, eyeballs are soft,sensitive and filled with goo, they cannot hurt you." --not shure who this is, I found it randomly online

10. "Life is very important to Americans."
                                             - Bob Dole

9. "They say wisdom comes with age, but I think it is inversely proportional with sanity, with a lot of spelling errors!" - Brett Davis

(which then spurred me to say:) "True wisdom is part insanity, part bad spelling" - Shelby

8. (not from the book) "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?" - Jean Cocteau

7. "Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech."
                              George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008

6. "The German asparagus are fabulous."
                                        George W. Bush, Meseberg, Germany, June 11, 2008 

5. "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I, or the others, crazy?"
                                                                               Albert Einstein

4. "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
                                                    Sigmund Freud (1856-1939)

3. "Ninety percent of everything is crap."
                                                         Theodore Sturgeon

2. "I felt like poisoning a monk"
                                      Umberto Eco on why he he wrote the novel 'The Name of the Rose'

1. "Shakespeare is crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless."
                                                             Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)