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Funny Baseball Phrases and Yogi ism's

For an opposing pitcher, hits are a perfect example of negative feedback, let's get out there and be negative.

"My drinking team, has a baseball problem"

"When you get to a fork in the road, take it"

"Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated." 

"Pair off in threes".

"They are Overwhelming underdogs".

"There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball.  Unfortunately, neither of them work."

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."

"Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that his curve ball straightened out."

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

"Our similarities are different"

"We make too many wrong mistakes"

"You can observe a lot by watching"

"It gets late early around here..."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"

"If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping"

"I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4"

"If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up somewhere else"

"The future ain't what it used to be"

"If they don't want to come, you can't stop them"

"I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile."

"Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't go to yours"

"Never answer an anonymous letter"

"Ninety percent of this game is half mental."

"Any manager who can't get along with a .400 hitter is crazy"

"In Baseball If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off."

I believe in the church of baseball. There are 108 beads in a catholic rosary and there are 108 stiches in a baseball.
When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."  Bull Durham

In Context...
When asked what makes a good manager of a baseball team, he said "A good ball club"

When asked what time it is, he said "What? You mean right now?"

When he was asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations, Yogi said "I'd say he's done more than that!"

His wife Carmen asked where he would like to be buried, to the reply "Surprise me!"

He was told that he looked cool in his summer suit by the Mayor of New York's wife, and he said "You don't look so hot yourself"

At a dinner in an Italian restaurant, he was asked how many slices should be cut in his pizza, and he replied "You better make it four, I don't think I could eat eight"





 


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