Jan 13, 2010
We have received word that Steve Buckler is not able to play this coming season while still nursing a sore knee. Team doctors have not released a statement or exact extent of the injury. We wish Steve a speedy recovery and hope he is able to get back to the roster in the fall.
Dec 1, 2009
Rob O'Connor is lost for the remainder of the season with a broken ankle that will require surgery. Also lost is Gosh Theim who also broke his ankle and will be having sugery. Steve Buckler injured his right knee and is unexpected on his return to the ice.
Oct 22, 2009
Team doctors reports were released last week, Gerald Theim has an inflamed Hymen and will be lost for the remainder of the season.
Oct 18, 2009
Nick Buckler reported that the new movie Paranormal whatever is the scariest movie ever made... He reported grown men crying and running in random directions in effort to evade the horrifying ending. In other news doctors believe that Nicks testicals will decend any day now.
Oct 18, 2009
Steve Buckler returned to the ice last night and looked decent with strong play on defense and seemed to move the puck well, team doctors will monitor his recovery and ankle while AA will monitor his drinking patterns.
Oct 13, 2009
Rob O'Connor in preparation for his marathon injured his ankle while practicing walking off of a curb. We are all pulling for Rob to get healed fast. pu$$y
Oct 11, 2009
Gerry Theim was diagnosed with a knee injury, the specifics are unknown at this time, but it is rumored to be either a torn ACL or meniscus.
Oct 11, 2009
Scott Jakey spent the better part of Sunday morning and afternoon in the emergency room of a local hospital in a feverish attempt to remove his foot from his mouth. Doctors were able to remove it and he was sent home later that day with a reminder and a prescription to shut the fuckup.
Sept 27, 2009
Nick Buckler had to be rushed to emergency room after getting his vagina dirty. There is no report as to what happened, but he was seen on the ice shadow boxing with himself and could have sustained injuries.
Sept 10, 2009
Joe Slayton offered his services to wrote blog entries for the Hurricanes this season. We are reviewing his services and working out the logistics. Look for "Joe's Corner" to come soon, however this will probably go unnoticed.
Sept 5, 2009
Johnny Kochanski and Tom Gorzelski were signed to the team as late additions. John Kochanski;s contract was purchased by the Hurricanes for the season and Tom Gorzelski was traded from the Carolina chapter team. Johnny K who has played on and off with the 'Canes will be looked to anchor up the defense a bit more, while Tom Gorzelski will be looked on to help out up front.
Sept 4, 2009
Nick Buckler moved from Junior league to the majors today in a callup to fill a void for his father Steve who suffered an injury to his ankle while performing his routine of "Tip-toe through the tulips".
Sept 3, 2009
Jay Girling who had a stellar season last year decided to hold out this season with contract dispute between management. It seemed that Jay viewed his contributions to be worth more than what the team could afford so his holdout could prove to be costly in the wrong direction. The team will review his options for next season.
Sept 1, 2009
Joe Grusling was traded to the Troy league in exchange for future considerations and a box of bengay.
June 7, 2009
The Hurricanes celebrate their 5th championship in franchise history.
March 29, 2009
In the first period of last nights game Scott Jakey took a nasty shot to the shoulder when he collided into the boards, he has deicded to seek medical attention from the team doctors. More as this story develops.
February 25, 2009
It was announced today at a press conference today that Gosh Theim has agreed come out of retirement and join the team for the remainder of the season. Gosh has been out for the last year with various injuries but should be able to come in and compliment the Hurricanes with immediate impact. To see a replay of the press conference video you can view it here: http://www.msehockey.com/videos/gtheim64232
Did you really click on that link? More than once?
February 15, 2009
Jay Girling was suspended for one game for a butt end. A butt end? What the *^&# is a butt end? At least he did not receive a $25 fine.
Febuary 3, 2009
I found out today that John Kochanski called Al and apologized for what happened last week. I have been in John's shoes where I let my emotions or anger get the better of me, so I can appreciate it when a man realizes his mistakes and admits he was wrong. Unfortunately for John, Gerry is back from his injury and will be joining the team taking the last spot with Darrin's friend Joe, who commited last Saturday. John will be added to the roster as a sub if and when needed.
January 31, 2009
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, well it looks like we are going to have to work on the roster again as John Kochanski decided that he was not interested in playing with us after commiting the day prior. Speculation surrounds the situation as to what exactly happened but the evidence suggests that John called Joe D, who wanted to play who also spoke to Bob Leduc who also wanted to play and so the three of them thought they would be skating together. The only problem is John isn't running the team and failed to realize that we only had TWO open spots on the roster, which meant that since Bob was the last to commit he was on the outside. This obviously unraveled the entire ball of yarn for Joe D since he wanted to play with Bob Leduc which also caused John Kochanski to quit as well. So recapping the situation... We have a game at 10:25pm tonight, it's 7:30pm and we have just gone from 12 rostered PAYING players, to 10 and now we have to scramble to put a team together and 10 guys to hit the ice.
January 19, 2009
The team has a new sponsor and new jerseys have been ordered. We will also be welcoming a few new roster additions and an old familiar face rejoins the team. Jay Girling has been signed to the team for the upcoming season. Bob O'Connor, Patrick Allen and Brian King join the team this season and we are looking forward to the new season.
November 7, 2008
Rumors have circled around the possibility of the return of John Kochanski who has been missing for the past 7 weeks.
November 2, 2008
Steve Buckler re-aggravated his nagging hamstring injury and is likely lost for the remainder of the season. Team doctors will examine the his leg to evaluate the extent of the injury.
October 22, 2008
It was reported that this Saturday's game against Hideout was to be broadcast on local telelvision but due to poor ticket sales, there has been an imposed blackout unless a sellout occurs.
October 18, 2008
John Kochanski (aka Johnny Woo) has turned into a real estate magnate and his return to the team in unknown.
October 11, 2008
Nick Buckler was activated from the farm system to fill in for his injured father.
September 29, 2008
Steve Buckler was diagnose with a pulled hamstring while taking his pantyhose off on Sunday. ESPN has reported that he was in a softball tournament and has sustained the injury... how long before we see Nickbuck?
September 6, 2008
Team doctors release new information supporting the ability to play for Mark Shulz, however in a limited capacity Mark will be splitting the season with Jeff Giese.
August 29, 2008
Team doctors ruled that Mark Schulz would not be cleared to play as the season starts. Mark will be admitted to the geriatric ward and under further watch. Best of luck Mark, hopefully you recover soon and clean out your vag to come back and play.
June 14, 2008
Allure wins it's 4th D-1 division title
May 3, 2008
John Kochanski was fined one case of beer for not showing up to the game or notifying the team that he would not be at the game.
April 18, 2008
Nick Nawrocki was signed to a three month deal that will bolster the defense for the remainder of the season, contracts and details to the signing will become available as they are published. Darren always said he wanted to figure out a way to keep an eye on his daughters boyfriend.
April 14, 2008
Gosh Theim was lost for the season with yet another injury. This time it was due to a falling weight. No details the severity of ther injury other than we know Gosh sustained a "shattered" toe. It was reported that the words "ACME" were printed on the weight and the purchase was made from a "Wyle E. Coyote". More news as it develops.
March 31, 2008
It was discovered that Johnny Kochanski took a one game penalty and a $20 fine for his penalty on Saturday night. Good news is that he served his one game suspension last night... on vacation.
March 30, 2008
Jay Girling was signed to a one day contract and then sustained a cankle injury, but he eventually made it back on the ice. Thanks for the help Jay!
March 22, 2008
Gerald Theim is back working out in hopes of a return in the fall. Good luck Gerry, it would be nice to see ya back on the ice.
March 14, 2008
Mark Shultz was signed to a one year deal worth about as much as he would have earned from social security benfits so all works out well. Meanwhile, the stands have been filled with bluehairs bussed in from the senior center in support of their newest fan.
March 1, 2008
Jay Girling was lost in Free Agency to bowling, hunting and marriage. Team has acquired a new center who will be named next week.
February 16th, 2008
Gosh Theim was re-activated and back on the ice. Jay Girling was a scratch again this week for an undiscolsed reason. Al Atwood was also a DNP this week due to scheduling conflicts with family. Johnny Kochanski was ill this week and hopefully will recover over the next two weeks and be ready to play.
January 26th, 2008
Gosh Theim was re-injured and will undergo evaluation to determine the extent of his injuries.
January 12th, 2008
Nick Buckler, Allure Hocky prospect worked again this weekend, showing flashes of strong development.
January 15th, 2008
Cam DiMarino was released to the Free Agency. Good Luck Cam!
December 26th, 2007
John Kuehn is optioned to Allure farm team for development. Jay Girling is ordered to attend anger management classes.
December 20th, 2007
John Kochanski has been placed on the 10 day disabled list with a pulled groin, from pulling it no doubt. Team doctors say he will miss at least 2 games.
November 29th, 2007
Christian Schmid will be rostered this weekend coming off an impressive week with the reserve squad. "I'm just looking to contribute where I can and drink beer" Schmid added. Ryan Verbeke will make his first start this weekend.
November 26th, 2007
Team doctors have not cleared Darrin Ode, who will likely sit out this weekend due to a swollen vulva and sore knee. Jason Bagnall also suffered a boo-boo on his fingy, Tonya gave him a wittle kissy and he reports that it does feel better.
November 25th, 2007
Nick Buckler makes first press conference as new Athletic trainer and announces that the injury to Darrin Ode will be reviewed with the rest of the team doctors and gynecologists.
November 24th, 2007
Nick Buckler was appointed to Athletic trainer for Team Allure, his first duties... support the athletics.
November 23rd, 2007
Last week scratches Darrin Ode and Joe Slayton will be active this week and will look to be factors in this weekend's game.
November 19th, 2007
Talks resumed this week with regards to player contracts, soon to be free agents will begin to either re-sign or test the market. Free Agents Gosh Theim provided no indication as to the status of his return. His return to action was limited due to injury and team coach Jason Bagnall declined comment to future roster considerations at this point in the season.
November 17th, 2007
Team officials have signed free agent Tom Gorzelski to a one day contract with option to pick up another, terms of the deal were undisclosed.
November 9th, 2007
Team Doctors have cleared Gosh Theim to play in Saturday's game. He will be joined by reserve player Christian Schmid.
October 18th, 2007
Team doctors have cleared Jay Girling to play in Saturday's game, the ankle is tender but Girling indicated he will be ready to play. Allure Medical optioned Ric Essad to the 15-day disabled list to make room on the roster.
October 9th, 2007
MRI has revealed that Ric Essad (C) will miss at least 3 games due to back injury, no guarantee as to when he will return, Rick will not forefit any salary.
October 6th, 2007
Allure Medical signed unprotected free agent Lance Miller to a one year contract, Miller will make veteran minimum for his duties.