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Players

# Name  POS B T Nickname Pro Con
42 Heather Beattie C/2B/Ro R R Still Evil... Being Evil Not Evil Enough
123 Ryan Birdseed OF R R Lone Bird Cute Anus Loose Anus
Justin Danielson OF/IF L L
2 Kathleen Dawson Ro/3B R R Liquid Schwartz Science! She Blinded Me!
14 Matt Donahue OF/3B R R Donaskroob We Like His Wife Fragile
Joel Jamieson OF L L
15 Mer Johner C/2B R R MegaMerMaid Chestically Endowed Vertically Challenged
5.5 Mike Johnson IF/OF R R Dark Monkey The Captain of Awesome! None, He's Perfect
Jordan Levine 3B R R
7 Ryan McDougall SS/OF R R Doogs Covers A Lot of Infield Dirt He Ain't Found Shit
10 Shawn McKenzie C R R Princess Vespa She's A Princess! Only a Sub This Year
8 Mel Morison 2B/Ro R R Drunken Monkey Chick Burns Nobody Likes Her
Jeff Pinchon 2B R R Pincho the Hutt
17 Mike Roy OF/P R R Mr. Big
51 Rob Timlick P R R Yogurt Ginger Bush! Too much lick in his Tim

Coaches

# Name  Position
2 Kathleen Dawson Treasurer
15 Mer Johner Ass Cap
5.5 Mike Johnson Captain
123 Ryan Birdsell Captain's Lap


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