Saving Their Schwartz for the Playoffs

  Posted August 14, 2014

Not wanting to waste that extra boost a good dose of the Schwartz can provide, the Spaceballs wisely saved it for playoffs by staying in Suck Mode for an extended period of time. With only two wins in eight games over three days, the Spaceballs are certainly pacing themselves. ...

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Captain's Inspiration

  Posted June 10, 2014

Well, looks like the return of Captain Dark Monkey didn't inspire the team as you might expect. After going 3-1 in his absence, the team lost both games on June 9. There were some sloppy throws and cold bats that sealed their fate. Looks like the captain may have to start shooting players in the jun...

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Current Stats

  Posted June 10, 2014

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Oh Shit! There goes the planet.

  Posted May 13, 2014

Things are not as dire as they appear, dear readers. Sure the new-look Spaceballs have only one win in their first 7 games, but most of those losses have been close; a result of a team in the early stages of gelling. Management made a flurry of moves in the offseason trading window, replacing the Hi...

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