A Tale of Two Seasons

Posted August 23, 2016


Well, this was an unusually long time between news reports. I apologize. I was busy getting pleasured by my Ginger harem. I'm sure you all understand how time-consuming that can be. It was mostly wonderful....except when Rob did that thing with the squirrel....that poor, poor squirrel.

Anyway, SPORTS!!! So, another summer ball season is over. Spaceballs: The Threepeat, came up a little short, but it was still another good run and a blast to be along for the ride (at least when I wasn't busy getting thoroughly Gingered). It was a very streaky season with long periods of losing followed by long periods of winning and the team just couldn't quite pull off the comeback in the semi-final. Highlight of the season was winning the June tourney and some pretty sweet hoodies.Lowlight of the season was captain Dark Monkey getting out-homered by a different kind of monkey, a Skroob, and MegaMerMaid's wife. The Schwartz was not with him this year. Actually, the team's overall power numbers were down (I'll throw up some more career stats soon).

The fall season has just started and a similar power outage is unlikely with the return of the Milkshake and the introduction of Jason "Beautiful Handwriting" Walmsley (seriously, you should see the writing on the envelope he gave me with his team fees). Maybe the fall team can pick up the summer team's slack this year. If they do, then I think it'll be safe to blame all the summer woes on Donaskroob.

Here are the final stats for the summer season. This website gets messed up every time we switch divisions and it's a pain in the ass to get the league to update it. Instead I did everything in Excel.

Player AB PA H R K BB 1B 2B 3B HR RBI SAC G Slug OB% AVG  OPS FC
Angela Vickery 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0
Ben Vickery 70 80 48 28 0 9 29 13 4 2 35 1 29 1.071 0.713 0.686 1.784 7
Heather Beattie 76 80 28 20 7 3 25 3 0 0 18 1 28 0.408 0.388 0.368 0.795 9
Jeff Pinchin 52 60 20 12 7 8 19 1 0 0 14 0 24 0.404 0.467 0.385 0.871 3
Joel Jamieson 66 72 35 18 3 4 28 7 0 0 19 2 26 0.636 0.542 0.530 1.178 7
Jordan Levine 29 37 13 16 3 8 10 3 0 0 7 0 16 0.552 0.568 0.448 1.119 3
Justin Danielson 91 93 59 38 0 1 18 18 15 8 52 1 31 1.440 0.645 0.648 2.085 7
Lauren Donahue 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 1
Matt Donahue 95 100 54 39 1 4 38 11 1 4 34 1 31 0.832 0.580 0.568 1.412 12
Mel Morison 98 99 45 30 2 1 32 5 6 2 28 0 31 0.694 0.465 0.459 1.159 10
Mer Johner 67 82 18 14 6 12 18 0 0 0 11 3 30 0.269 0.366 0.269 0.635 12
Mike Johnson 63 65 43 20 0 2 23 14 5 1 33 0 25 1.111 0.692 0.683 1.803 4
Rob Timlick 105 111 70 46 2 4 46 18 6 0 37 2 34 0.952 0.667 0.667 1.619 6
Ryan Birdsell 57 61 32 10 2 3 29 3 0 0 12 1 23 0.614 0.574 0.561 1.188 9
Ryan McDougall 87 94 53 36 1 7 49 5 0 0 20 0 33 0.678 0.638 0.609 1.316 11
Shawna McKenzie 75 76 24 12 7 1 24 0 0 0 19 0 27 0.320 0.329 0.320 0.649 7
TOTALS 1035 1114 542 339 41 67 388 101 37 17 339 12 390 0.743 0.547 0.524 1.290 108
PITCHING                                
Player G W L T GS CG SHO IP R ER BB BB/G K K/G K/BB ERA 
Ben Vickery 5 1 4 0 5 5 0 22.33 67 50 5 1.0 5 1.0 1.0 11.20
Rob Timlick 34 15 19 0 34 34 1 155 310 210 5 0.1 48 1.4 9.6 6.77
TOTALS 39 16 23 0 39 39 1 177.33 377 260 10 0.3 53 1.4 5.3 7.33

   

 



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