How do you make The Kraken?

Posted June 2, 2015

You take one Dark Monkey, one Drunken Monkey, and blend together with one bone-rattling, arm-flailing collision in the outfield. Yum! Sure, you also get bruised ribs, sore necks, and sore arms, but no one ever said making delicious rum was easy.

Sadly, that was the only significant contact on Monday night. The bats were eeriely quiet and only the gloves kept the games close on a rainy, blustery evening. Two close losses (one assisted by a very unfortunate call) were the end result.  WIth that in mind, player of the day goes to the solid defensive effort of Donaskroob. Yes, that's correct, he didn't cost the team the game. He opted instead, to catch everything hit his way.

Fan of the game, goes to Jordan's much better half for sitting in the rain and watching the team lose just a little over a week after giving birth to triplets.

Gunner's Mate First Class, Phillip Asshole




  • Welcome to the new home of SPACEBALLS: THE SLO-PITCH TEAM
  • Home of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
  • Where MegaMerMaid both sucks and blows.


A Tale of Two Seasons

August 23, 2016   read more

Too Much Suck to Count

May 12, 2016   read more

We Be Spaceballin

September 29, 2015   read more

Spaceballs: The Championship Team

August 17, 2015   read more

If the Spaceballs Win and Their Captain Isn't There, Does it Count?

July 30, 2015   read more

How do you make The Kraken?

June 02, 2015   read more
Recent Results
Sat Sep 28/19 5:25pm:
DIV3: PAS1 -
DIV3: PDS4 -
Sat Sep 28/19 5:25pm:
DIV3: PCS2 -
DIV3: PBS3 -
Upcoming Games

There are no upcoming games to display.


Countdown to
Rob "Ginger Bush" Timlick gets anal play

(Aug 26, 2016 @ 10:00pm)

Who wants in?


Number of visits to the site: