"Do you know what we get to do today Brooks? We get to play baseball." - Jim Morris "The Rookie"

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"You give a hundred percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left."

Yogi Berra
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Baseball Joke Of The Month:

A rookie pitching in his first game
walked the first five batters he faced
and hit the sixth, quickly the manager
took him out of the game.

As the rookie entered the dugout he
slammed his glove on the ground
and yelled,

" that mess took me out of
the game and I had a no-hitter going !!!"

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Take Me Out To The Ballgame !!!

"Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks,
I don't care if I never get back,
Because it's root, root, root for the whitesox,
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,
At the old ball game."
(Repeat 1X)